Anonymous asked: You seem like the sweetest boyfriend ever!! Ashleigh is so lucky to have you
Damn right she is! No but seriously I’m fupping amazing.
She could definitely find better than me in all seriousness and I am the luckiest boy alive ever
This whole Eurovision lesbian kiss thing is absurd
Have we all forgotten TaTu sucking each others’ faces all those years ago already and no one batting an eyelid? In addition no one seems to care when its two boys. Must’ve been an incredibly slow news week, or perhaps I’m missing some horrendous scandal involving 2 peoples’ lips touching.
I literally have the most incredible girlfriend ever.
I admire, respect and love her so much, its actually ridiculous. Even though we’ve been going out for over a year now, I still feel the same way I did that first time I looked into your eyes all those years ago. Everyday the feelings I have for you grow ever stronger. I don’t know what I’d do without you, you’re the only thing that keeps me going through everything and I need you in my life forever. I will always be yours. Ashleigh, I love you with all my heart and am yours for as long as you would have me. Sending all my thoughts to you while you do your exam, I know you’ll do fantastic!
Anonymous asked: is fupping dinosaurs in reference to something?
Only that dinosaurs are fupping amazing!!!
I do drugs and that makes me super cool and edgy.
And since I’m so cool and edgy I like to post pictures of my drug habits on tumblr.